O Indirection!

Decades ago, while scripting a documentary on the subject of explorers in Kansas, and specifically taking up the Coronado mystique in local legend, I collected some documentation on material relics of Spanish exploration: blades, spurs, and in particular, fragments of chain mail. A fine poet from Hutchinson, Steve Hind, used to joke that all these Spanish explorers must have just been falling apart as they crossed the central plains, because you find pieces of them everywhere. Local collectors prize such finds and, irrespective of any evidence, attribute them to Coronado in 1541.

This brought me to the intriguing story of Prof. Johann Udden and the chain mail from Paint Creek. I wrote about the mystique of Spanish iron, and Professor Udden in particular, in a Plains Folk column dating from the year 2000.

There I left the story, working in pre-Google days, not knowing what might have become of Prof. Udden after he left Bethany College. Then, this week, with family in Waco, I walked through the Mayborn Museum at Baylor University, specifically the room full of marine fossils. Where I encountered this exhibit case.

The contents were a cast of the skull of a mosasaur found at Lake Waco in 1918. Now let’s zoom in on the legend.

Wherein we read, “The original specimen was collected by Dr. Johan August Udden sometime around 1918 while he was working for the University of Texas at Austin.” I immediately suspected this was my Prof. Udden, who had absconded with the chain mail from Paint Creek.

Having made the connection, it was easy to find out what had become of Udden. He had done well for himself, judging, for instance, by this sketch in the Handbook of Texas. He received four honorary documents, including one from Bethany College; held several academic positions and other agency appointments; and eventually answered the call of petroleum, serving the University of Texas as an economic geologist, where reportedly he “was the first to suggest the likelihood of finding oil on university lands in West Texas.” Udden’s alma mater in Illinois, Augustana College, exhibits pride in his connection and also mentions his service 1882-87 at Bethany in Kansas. Nobody mentions Paint Creek or the missing chain mail. After all, King Oscar of Sweden honored him with the Order of the North Star.

Steve Hind, he of the wry remarks about rusty Spaniards falling apart as they crossed Kansas, concludes one of his best poems with the declamation, “O indirection! Keep coming round that bend.” I feel like I have finally come around the bend on the eminent Prof. Udden.